What? No bang?

My uncle and younger cousin stopped by today. Don't really see them that often - we usually visit them, rather than the other way round. They're pretty much the oddball side of the family, but it's all cool.
Timed it well, really, as it was the science fair at my college too. Didn't realise until yesterday, but talk about a handy coincidence. So, exhibits everywhere, mostly in the sports hall and the library. Mostly for kids, bar a couple. (They had Unreal Tournament on display as one of the computing exhibits. I got pwned. I plead noobishness. If it's not Marathon or Metroid, I'm clueless about FPS's.)

My classroom is right next to what calls itself the 'Human Performance Laboratory'. I'd forgotten all about it until I saw the sign... downstairs is just a gym, running all sorts of little physical tests for people to do, but upstairs was totally barred off... very suspicious, the rest of the college was open to walk around...
There's only one logical conclusion to all this secrecy.
Aw, Babbage.
Our college is building cyborg supersoldiers. The gym's all a recruitment scam. Aah, f**k! I've got to get out of here!

Last thing. Why the spit am I getting read only crud now? Filetmignon, yeah, but count the icons, LJ!

Ah, hell. I'm a sheep.

Got sick of Lycos. The email system itself was fine, but the fact I was getting coupley adverts spamming me every time I went to check drove me up the wall. It was just too cutesy for its own good.

So - yeah. Gmail it was. Found a free invites site and jumped on the bandwagon. I'd have done it before if I'd known they did POP email...

phoenix(.)trooper(@)gmail(.)com
...Yeah, same as before, but hell.

Now for the fun bit, changing all my email addresses over. Again. Hee. >_>

Quick edit way after the fact: de-spammified address to be on safe side. Take out brackets.