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Watching Eurovision. Damn. Tuned in during Portugal's song, so I think I've missed ours. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad one.

...oh god, Latvia. Pirates. I wonder how long it'll be before that's on Youtube. (Answer: fifteen minutes).

Sweden? Mm, okay for eurocheese. I ... don't have a lot to say.

Denmark is the Monkees by another name. "Daydream Believer..."

Georgia... glad that's finished. Epic wail.

Ukraine - disco, disco, disco!

France - *flails* WTF. Golf cart. Globe. Doo wop. Actually in French.

Azerbaijan - I think my windows just shattered at the start of the song. Also, costumes wut. Stage act wut. Angels and devils and...

Greece - Britney with bouzoukis.

Spain: And I thought France was WTF. This guy reminds me of Borat. With a kiddies' toy guitar. Robot dancing. WHAT.

Serbia - the hosts this year. All lyrical and - um, Titanic-y.

Russia reminds me of something. And I can't put my finger on it. Also, boywarbling.

Norway, I don't have a lot to say about. Um.

Recaps:

Bosnia - Alice in Wonderland?

Finland - you are NOT Lordi.

Croatia, blah. Poland, warble warble.

Iceland, party time!

Turkey, also blah. And up to Portugal, uh, yeah.

Missed a couple, including UK, but... it's Eurovision. Eh.

Eurospam

Russia got it. 273 points.

We were joint last. 14 points. (Well, we *got* points, you know? XD)

The pirates came somewhere in the middle, I think.

Well, that's that done for another year... now, back to Doctor Who next week, thanks.