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Simmons: Sir. I won't say I told you so, sir.
Sarge: Good. I'd hate to make Strawberry Shortcake here my new favorite Private.

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Sarge: Negative, meat sack. Another new robot could be reprogrammed by our enemies just as easily as Lopez. We need someone we know we can trust! (looks at Simmons)
Simmons: Aw, fuck me.

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Bwahaha. Yay for hindsight.

Need to get back to doing work of the college variety. Ooh, funzilla.