Sweet mother of Babbage...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (breath) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

We have broadband.
WE HAVE BROADBAND.

Turned out the cables at the phone exchange were the wrong type. Damn you BT.
Downloading AVG now. Want the computer sparkly.

Party! Party! Paaaaarty!